Where are the deer hunters?

I've spent most of today in the woods hunting. I've noticed, over the last 5 years, a real reduction in shots fired during gun season.

Why? There are more deer than ever. Just look at front end of many SE Ohio resident's cars and see how many deer are hit every year. We can't even get our vehicles completely repaired before we damage it again by hitting another deer.

So, back to the lack of shots heard......this logically results from a lack of hunters.

And again I asked WHY?

I'm going to toss out a theory and someone can disagree and (hopefully) prove me wrong.

The men of Ohio have turned feminine. They want to talk about all they can do while in a warm restaurant drinking warm coffee (with cream and sugar, of course).


Let me give this guy a little advice. Wives only think it's cute for you to lay around and hold babies and puppies for a little while. Pretty soon, they really do want you to act like a man, not a nanny.






The only hunting they do is for the remote. Then, they might watch a hunting show if they don't find Will & Grace first.

I wonder how many dads took their children hunting today? I doubt many did.


Do us all a favor tomorrow. Turn off the stupid (yes this includes FOX) TV, get outside and kill a deer or two. This might require that you get some blood on your hands, just like our ancestors did. It won't hurt you one bit. At the end of the day, you might feel that old friend called Testosterone in your blood stream again.




Here's what you really need to be doing.

Was that too rough?????